Pedantical Quotes & Sayings

Identify. Improve. Resolve. #nucherte — Loretta R. Walls

I had never had a big opinion for myself. I had always thought I'd be a fuck up, that I'd be disappointed like always by life and people. But at this very moment, I knew it. I wasn't a good man, not well-adjusted. - Nolan — Stephanie Witter

Taffeta phrases, silken terms precise,
Three-piled hyperboles, spruce affection,
Figures pedantical
these summer flies
Have blown me full of maggot ostentation. — William Shakespeare

I loved fantasy role play. — Curt Schilling

The Sneetches got really quite smart on that day. The day they decided that Sneetches are Sneetches. And no kind of Sneetch is the best on the beaches. That day, all the Sneetches forgot about stars and whether they had one, or not, upon thars. — Dr. Seuss

Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net. — Jackie Mason

How many times have you stopped midsentence to ask a waiter to take a photo and then spent the next five minutes fucking with filters to post it on Instagram? It's as if we have this strange obsession with proving to the world that we are, in fact, cool. Look, I'm totally guilty of this, and I'm not sure I ever intend to stop. It's just the culture we live in now, but it's important to keep things in perspective. — Brandi Glanville