Pearltrees Quotes & Sayings

Humility is so shy. If you begin talking about it, it leaves. — Timothy Keller

I feel that there is a decision people make to either engage in a legitimately ridiculous process to get your kid into school, or choose not to engage in that so much, and end up finding a nice local school that fits. — John Hodgman

Since he had turned his back upon the fight his fears had been wondrously magnified. Death about to thrust him between the shoulder blades was far more dreadful than death about to smite him between the eyes. When he thought of it later, he conceived the impression that it is better to view the appalling than to be merely within hearing. — Stephen Crane

Going gray is like ejaculating: you know it can happen prematurely, but when it does it comes as a total shock. — Anderson Cooper

My wife at times will say I'm stubborn, selfish, insensitive, vague, deaf at times, blah, blah, blah ... but she's never said I was boring! — Henry Cho

His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She wrapped Chipper up in duct tape, pounded nails into it and used it to beat the crap out of Perky. — Barbra Annino

I'm sorry, I said, although by this point the words felt like a cheap shirt that has lost its shape after too many washings. — Kate Karyus Quinn

Oh, come on. Wouldn't you rather go upstairs and lick your wounds? Maybe make an ice pack for your crotch? — Rachel Vincent