Pda Office Quotes & Sayings

A little man is running a jewelry store. A man runs in saying, Okay, take my watch, put on a new band, install a new battery, clean the case, install a new crystal, and tune it up. I will be back in a half hour for it. Thanks! and runs out the door. The little jeweler says, C-C-C-Come in? — Henny Youngman

I don't want to be too critical of what other people do, but when people go back to do the same thing that they did, I'm completely confused. I'm like, 'Didn't you make that movie already?' I've been very fortunate, and I'm well taken care of, so the least I can do is try to go forward. — Jerry Seinfeld

When I'm singing, it's like I'm at home. And music is a great healer. I think I'd have been a basket case if I hadn't been a singer. — Lulu

If what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all — Socrates

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity. — Leona Lewis

It's not a science when you are judging art, but we'd be remiss to say you can't look at something and say, 'This is more well done than that.' — Matthew McConaughey

Today is not the day you quit. Nor is it the day you cry. Today you know that you have all the passion and wisdom to find that quiet center of solace, serenity and strength necessary to create and sustain an authentic life. — Sarah Ban Breathnach

Let never day nor night unhallowed pass, but still remember what the Lord hath done. — William Shakespeare