Paying Alimony Quotes & Sayings

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. — Groucho Marx

He's a gentle giant, harmless and soft, like a teddy bear.

Except deep down, I know he's not.

And when his eyes cut my way, and I see the darkness on the surface, I'm reminded that this man hangs out with monsters.

And one might even exist inside of him. — J.M. Darhower

Life has no adjective. It's a mixture in a strange crucible but that allows me on the end, to breathe. And sometimes to pant. And sometimes to gasp. Yes. But sometimes there is also the deep breath that finds the cold delicateness of my spirit, bound to my body for now. — Clarice Lispector

Inspire them to want so much more than what's normal. — Craig Groeschel

I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks. — Burt Reynolds

There is nothing worse than fear. Fear is worse than cancer, fear is worse than torture, fear is worse than betrayal and fear is even worse than death. — Bryant McGill

Young people, they must struggle. If they don't strugglethey think life has no meaning. They feel lost. You see -' to Isabel - 'in countries where there is no need to struggle - in Norway, in Sweden - the young people kill themselves. — Ahdaf Soueif

The thing about pumping people for information is that you wind up telling them more than you want to in the hope of getting them to reveal what you want to know. — Rudy Josephs

You must be wise, but not too wise. — Alexander Turney Stewart

A happiness that won't stand up to examination is less than worthless. — Drea De Matteo

Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart. — Mel Brooks

Fathers like to have children good-natured, well-behaved, and comfortable, but how to put them in that desirable condition is out of their philosophy. — Ernestine Rose

Now you can start paying for it with money instead of blood. — Kenneth Eade

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much. — Don Adams