Paulishs Landscaping Quotes & Sayings

The theory of permanent Muslim-Christian enmity, though it flourishes in the caves of Tora Bora and parts of the American academy, was long ago exploded by the historians. — James Buchan

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings

A lot of times, identifying with a character in a book or a movie makes me feel really vulnerable. Especially in books, it's like being able to see an amplified version of yourself, and it's very surreal. — Haley Pullos

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Garbage gets dumped, and now so have you. - Brian (to Amy) — Elizabeth Eulberg

I think lingerie plays a big part in how you carry yourself. — Nicole Richie

Rage is a short-lived fury. — Jean Antoine Petit-Senn

You will think me very pedantic, gentlemen, but holiday though it may be, I have not the smallest interest in any holiday, except as it celebrates real and not pretended joys. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

My works were not - and they still aren't - single panel gags with a punch line underneath them. I like a lot of those cartoons; I just don't draw them. — Roz Chast