Paulines Radio Quotes & Sayings

What is heavy? so asks the spirit that would bear much, and then kneels down like the camel, and wants to be well laden. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me. — Jimmy Carr

Yes, I did, I mean I painted er, in a kind of abstract expressionist way, because of course that was exciting. — David Hockney

People are bound to get excited when they see a ten-million-ton starship trying to fly down the street. — Terry Pratchett

More women are becoming the men they wanted to marry, but too few men are becoming the women they wanted to marry. That leaves most women with two jobs, one outside the home and one in it ... — Gloria Steinem

Masters of Sex is the degree I got from Boston College. — Amy Poehler

My earliest memories as a child are listening to Beatles records, and they are a big part of how I've learned to write pop songs. — Christina Perri

Today Secretary of State John Kerry visited the small African nation of Djibouti. Or to use the official diplomatic term, he made a Djibouti call. — Conan O'Brien