Pattring Quotes & Sayings

Pardon me I've got nothing to say. — George Carlin

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. — Jay Leno

Too bad I prefer caramel to toffee! — J.M. Witt

After a person dies, his biographers feel free to give him a glittering list of intimate friends. Anecdotes are so much tastier spiced with expensive names. — Louise Brooks

It was only then that I realized that poor Ms. Rubin's blouse and skirt were completely covered in my blood. — R.J. Palacio