Patricelli Deli Quotes & Sayings

Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong. — Douglas Coupland

Fanatics always seem to have the same scrubbed and staring look about them. They have the look of people who do not masturbate, but who think about it almost all the time. — Gregory David Roberts

Why do you think you are missing something you never had? — Amy Tan

I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes! — Pat Paulsen

Always seek for balance in your life: If you stayed long in the darkness, walk long in the light; if you talked too much, stay silent for a good while; if you climbed the high mountains, hike long on the plains! Balance everything! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I don't go out that often. I'm not going to clubs or anything. — Kevin Dillon