Patrice Oneal Funny Quotes & Sayings

Not getting Lasik at this point is like being that girl in 2006 who didn't have a cell phone. — Mindy Kaling

Horror, let's face it, is basically pretty dumb. You're writing about events that are preposterous, and the trick is to dress them up in language so compelling that the reader doesn't care. — T.E.D. Klein

Peace is something very dear. If you've been through wars and operations and battles, you want peace. — Benjamin Netanyahu

Dhikr is the reason for the life of the heart and leaving it is the reason for its death. — Ahmad Ibn ?Ajiba

If anyone else were to kiss me, all they would taste is your name. — Clementine Von Radics

Truly mature people are so detached from others that they can love their enemies, bless those who curse them, do good to those who hate them, and pray for those who despitefully use and persecute them. (See Matthew 5:44.) — Kevin FitzMaurice

Dork," I chastised affectionately. But his cheesy exclamation was something I was okay with. I smiled up at him. His hazels danced with mischief. "Okay," I agreed.

The mischief turned to triumph.

Damn those magic eyes! — Sarah Brocious