Pastor John Hannah Quotes & Sayings

So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic. — Martha Stewart

How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ... no eight! — Bill Bailey

Humor is a passive form of terrorism, of resistance, and of pseudo-aggression that has less to do with changing the world than with mental hygiene. It is self-therapy... — Romain Gary

It turns out that I learned something from my dear old dad after all: firemen are experts at getting into places they shouldn't be. — Jodi Picoult

In their sample, it appears that males were more likely to enter the cenote as body parts than women. — Vera Tiesler