Pastides University Quotes & Sayings

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. — Adam Sandler

Military officers from different countries, when they meet each other, tend to sort of fall in love, become mutual admiration societies, at the expense of realities. — William Odom

I have finally learned that I am as much a part of this country as those villagers. Whether they like it or not, my umbilical cord is buried in the earth of Vietnam just like theirs. — Sherry Garland

I would rather be governed by the first 2000 people in the Manhattan phone book than the entire faculty of Harvard. — William F. Buckley Jr.

I retreat into my fictional world where everything makes sense - but even there I can't even control what people do ... — John Geddes

You know what. Cheyenne? I have neither the time nor the inclination to hate you. But i do have a favor to ask. The next time you Photoshop pictures of me in a bikini, give me bigger boobs. — M. Leighton

Beyond Stone Ring Keep's high walls, the wind wailed of coming winter. Ariane didn't hear the mournful cry. She heard nothing but echoes — Elizabeth Lowell

Don't eat till you're full, eat till you're tired. — Andrew Zimmern

Hope might leave me crushed in the end, but losing all hope somehow seemed even worse. I — Nicholas Sparks

Philosophy has often attempted to repress insolence by asserting that all conditions are leveled by death; a position which, however it may defect the happy, will seldom afford much comfort to the wretched. — Samuel Johnson

Death disapearance was what you didnt talk about. like a sewer running under the street, the shit was down there, out of sight, but you could smell it, it didnt go away, it didnt vanish — Janet Fitch

Start with the difficult and when it gets easy, everything else is easier. — Frank Delaney