Pastewka Tv Quotes & Sayings

Models of style: the swearword, the telegram, the epitaph. — Cioran

Just think: you cannot find a single misery for which you are not responsible. It may be jealousy, it may be anger, it may be greed - but something in you must be the reason that is creating the misery. — Rajneesh

What's the point of living if it's going to be easy? — Jillian Larkin

Ulysses could have done with a good editor. You know people are always putting Ulysses in the top 10 books ever written but I doubt that any of those people were really moved by it. — Roddy Doyle

When we are stricken and cannot bear our lives any longer, then a tree has something to say to us: Be still! Be still! Look at me! Life is not easy, life is not difficult. Those are childish thoughts ... Home is neither here nor there. Home is within you, or home is nowhere at all. — Hermann Hesse

If God made Adam and Eve, they had children ... wait a minute ... that means someone banged their sister! — Carlos Mencia

The Faerie Courts are duking it out up there, and it's probably going to be very hairy. The Summer Lady is our baddie, and the Winter Knight is her bitch. She has a magic hankie. She's going to use it to change a statue into a girl and kill her on a big Flintstones table at midnight. — Jim Butcher

My love is pizza shaped. Won't you have a slice? It's circular, so there's enough to go around. — Dora J. Arod

Above all else, tragedy requires the finest appreciation by the writer of cause and effect. — Arthur Miller