Pastafarians Website Quotes & Sayings

I'm not a thing. I'm not an it. I'm a person. I am a her. - Stephanie (the reflection) — Derek Landy

Satan was seen buying a cafe au lait of Friday the thirteenth in the year of the dog. He was wearing a Mexican wrestling mask and a monocle on a gold chain the color of the sun. The lights of the casino filled his good eye. Our days are numbered, our weeks are fading away. — Michael Bible

We are in a maze which we built, and then we fell into, now can't get out. To make the game into something real, something more than merely an intellectual exercise, we elected to lose our exceptional faculties, to reduce us an entire level. This unfortunately, includes a loss of memory. — Philip K. Dick

I'm never going to say anything about who I'm dating unless I'm married or engaged. — Kirsten Dunst

Remember that a woman who has given birth to a dead child has given birth and is recovering physically, too. Don't be afraid of grieving parents. — Elizabeth McCracken

They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets. — Robert Orben

Do you want to fuck me, Adam?" I asked through gritted teeth.
"Is this a trick question? — N.M. Silber

On the other hand, when I give it closer thought, I realize I'm not enough of a dictator to conduct an orchestra because it requires a pretty awful person. When you read these biographies of famous conductors, they are all awful people who fail in their private relationships. — Eberhard Weber

I was lucky to marry Paul. He was a great inspiration, his enthusiasm about wine and food helped to shape my tastes, and his encouragement saw me through discouraging moments. I never would have had my career without Paul Child. — Julia Child

For the first few years we paid all the bills first and divided what was left as salary. Sometimes that was $50 a week. — Pink