Passed Driving Test Funny Quotes & Sayings

Where there's property, there's theft. — Ursula K. Le Guin

[He] was an insect wandering in the cathedral his mind had become. — Vernor Vinge

In my nutritional philosophy, tradition has weight. After all, we've survived anywhere from 7,000 to 77,000 generations on this planet (depending on whose science you believe). If we didn't know how to adequately nourish our children all that time, how did we even get here? And guess what? Traditional cultures didn't (and don't) feed their young babies infant cereal. Among the few cultures that fed their babies a gruel of grains, their practice radically differed from what we do today. They would either pre-chew the gruel for their babies until they were at least a year old, or the gruel was mildly fermented by soaking the grains for 24 hours or more. — Kristen Michaelis

With Spotify, people don't get it until they try it. Then they tell their friends. — Daniel Ek

Being present here and now is the highest compliment you can pay to a woman in your life. — Lada Ray

I'd stopped trying to greet her ages ago. She was one of those people that didn't wave back. I'd never understood how you could do that, just ignore a wave or a greeting, but it seemed to be a consistent attribute for crazy people. I mean, how hard was it to stop pretending you didn't see anyone around you and just wave? Why wouldn't you want to be friendly in the most casual of waves with the people that lived next door to you? Because crazy. — R.K. Lilley

In real life, people are constantly saying one thing and doing another, but if you write your characters that way, the story becomes too hard to follow. — Jessica Cutler

A very good editor is almost a collaborator. — Ken Follett

The problem, as I see it, isn't what you're working on, it's whom you're working with.

You can't feel in love with your life if you hate your work; and more times than not, people don't love their work because they work with people they don't like. — Keith Ferrazzi

I think coexisting with another life form is a very rich experience. It's why people keep plants and animals. — Susan Orlean

Put your passions to work to make this world a better place. — Richard Branson

Where's Vivian?" someone called from the hallway. I was pushed closer to the edge, almost caught with my underpants in my mouth and a finger in my ass. Fear buzzed and amplified the pleasure. — C.D. Reiss