Parping Quotes & Sayings

When you work hard to get somewhere, it's quite nice to show people where you belong. — Jojo Moyes

Some people go through the heavy stuff. They fight in wars. They're in jail. They start a business and it gets shut down by gangsters. They end up hustling their ass in a foreign country. It's one long list of setbacks and humiliations. But it doesn't touch them, not really. They're having an adventure. It's like: What's next? And then there's other people who are just trying to live quietly, they stay out of trouble, they're maybe ten years old, or fourteen, and one Friday morning at 9:35 something happens to them, something private, something that breaks their heart. Forever. — Michel Faber

I still go to a party and say something embarrassing to someone, and then write them a weird e-mail about it the next day, and then write them a text because I think they didn't get the e-mail. No matter what happens with your level of success, you still have to deal with all the baggage that is yourself. — Lena Dunham

Never attribute to malice, that which can be reasonably explained by stupidity. — Spider Robinson

[T]he Constitution was a product of its times. [Progressive] — Thurgood Marshall

I have resisted temptation for two and a half minutes at least: my redemption is sure. — Malcolm Lowry

The ants say: aren't we all bleeding a little? — A.S. King

A big company is like trying to steer a luxury liner. — Chris Hardwick

Across the street, a clown picked up a ladder, turned, knocked the clown behind him into a bucket of water, then turned again to see what the commotion was, thus sending his rising victim into the bucket again with a surprising parping noise. The crowd watched silently. If it were funny, clowns wouldn't be doing it. The — Terry Pratchett

Snobbery is the pride of those who are not sure of their position. — Berton Braley

But I don't think the Democratic Party is at eye level with the middle class. — Chuck Schumer

I don't like to say mean things about people's hard work. — Jonah Hill