Parody Law Quotes & Sayings

When overpowering authority or leadership intervenes in a team, it can affect the team by (1) throwing the team off track, (2) decreasing the motivation of the team, (3) reducing the commitment of the team members, and (4) causing more problems than solutions. — J. Richard Hackman

Two buttons had come adrift on her shirt, meaning she was showing more cleavage than was normal for an officer of the law. I don't know if she had children, or planned to, but they would never starve. — Stephen Arnott

Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake it for the genuine article. — Nathan Poe

Even if you win three or four times, the next victory will not necessarily be yours without trying. — Malala Yousafzai

If you really want to help the people, tell them the truth! They may not like it and they may even hate you; yet again, tell them the truth! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

By taking responsibility for how you choose to respond to anything or anyone, you're aligning yourself with the beautiful dance of life. — Wayne Dyer

Well, we'll have no more of such foolishness," I say harshly, to cover the wavering in my voice. "We're getting married, and that's that. — Rae Carson

That which is not worth doing at all is not worth doing well. — Warren Buffett

Vultures are the most righteous of birds: they do not attack even the smallest living creature. — Plutarch

One more laugh, and Mr. Lowe might as well pick out the flowers I'd be leaving at his grave. — Linda Kage

I am beginning to understand why I came here today. I needed to escape the cluttered struggles of everyday life, the battles born of a false sense of consequence. I spend so much time waving a sword in the air; I am exhausted and want to lay my weapon down. Like Don Quixote, I have been tilting at windmills. - Essay: Walden, Revisited — Faye Rapoport DesPres

he attended a Buddhist retreat in the north of England at which the principal teachers were a small group of Buddhist nuns. He no longer remembers any details about the tradition they belonged to, but he remembers well the profound effect their teachings had on him. At the core of the retreat were instructions on how participants could develop a practice of meditation through using the breath as a focus to remain anchored in the present moment. "What the nuns pointed me to was the part of their tradition kept alive through monastic practice for 2,500 years," he says. "This was the importance of staying in the present moment, the importance of calm abiding, the practice of concentration in Buddhism known as samatha." This time spent in the company of nuns, listening to their guidance, was "a seminal moment. — Christine Toomey