Parodies Of Inspirational Quotes & Sayings

Edgar Allan Poe, an earlier UVA student, once complained in a letter that his stepfather spoke to him as if Poe were one of the black slaves; some of the students at UVA surely felt the same about being told what to do by faculty. — Matthew Pearl

All thinkers then agree in making the contraries principles, both those who describe the All as one and unmoved (for even Parmenides treats hot and cold as principles under the names of fire and earth) and those too who use the rare and the dense. (20) — Aristotle.

Happiness one last chance to happen? — Jerry Spinelli

I like titles that are a little difficult, because it's kind of counterintuitive. — Charlie Kaufman

You know, when I got started on television in the '80s, you would go to the costume department, and if you were a female they put you into a skirt. And you had a pocketbook, usually a shoulder bag. — Melissa Leo

Monday, May 27: Memorial Day was sunny and warm. — Walter Isaacson

Guess who has PE first hour? This is so unfair. I start the day off perspiring like an elephant in heat. Don't the people who make up our schedule understand body odor? Don't they understand frizzy hair? — Becca Fitzpatrick