Parodic Define Quotes & Sayings

She said she had learnt one thing from Balzac: that a woman's beauty is a treasure beyond price. — Dai Sijie

The only time I've been arrested was in opposing the Marble Hill nuclear power plant in Indiana. That was in 1979. — Wendell Berry

I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too. — Neil Gaiman

One hardly knew at times whether one was reading the spiritual ecstasies of some mediaeval saint or the morbid confessions of a modern sinner. It was a poisonous book. — Oscar Wilde

You mean insult her? Cabin is a beautiful word. My family has — Anonymous

If you dance with the devil, then you haven't got a clue, for you think you'll change the devil, but the devil changes you. — J.M. Smith

One thing I'm passionate about is directing. I've always wanted to direct. — Naturi Naughton

I know assuming is easy, and sometimes, reality does not go in the direction of the assumption, but at least, it gives us hope that things may go just right. — Aishah Madadiy

There's a book called Mummy and the people actually seem to have become addicted to mummy dust. And mummy dust was somehow made from people who've died of the most loathsome diseases. It's too bad that [David] Cronenberg didn't see this book, see I only saw it after the film was made. It might have been of interest to him. — William S. Burroughs

I believe the default position in life is liberalism. You have to work at being a Conservative. — Josh Bernstein

My name is Rosalie. I may be smaller, I may be weaker, but I was born free, should die free. You will not take this from me. — Devon Ashley

Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I'm old-fashioned that way. — Tina Fey

Silence is the invisible door to God.
Silence is the inner door to become one with God. — Swami Dhyan Giten