Parlatorium Quotes & Sayings

When you're so happy that you have to close your eyes when you smile so that your eyes don't jump out of your head — Tori Kelly

Calm down. If I wanted to hurt you, I wouldn't need this knife to do it. — Melissa Cutler

What to an outsider will be no more than the vigorous presentation of a conviction, to an employee may be the manifestation of a determination which it is not safe to thwart. — Learned Hand

Just because you're my Princess doesn't mean I won't fuck you like a slut. — Ella Dominguez

I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits. — Chris Isaak

Look, I don't care what the Ooga-Boogas do. It sounds like they need a family counselor, not a sniper. (Steele)
They're not Ooga-Boogas, they're Uhbukistanis. (Syd)
Whatever. My personal belief is that we should leave Ooga-Booga Land to the Oomp-Loompas. Let them fight it out with the Snozzwangers, Wangdoogles, and the mean Vermicious Knids. I'd rather go peal carrots with a spoon. (Steele) — Sherrilyn Kenyon