Paresh Rawal Comedy Quotes & Sayings

When people say 'stadium songs,' it's really negative. All the festival headliners, I've realised, are usually the worst bands. — Laurent Brancowitz

Then came October, full of merry glee. — Edmund Spenser

Since I am a great sinner, I cannot reject those who have been, provided they have good will. — Vincent De Paul

It had all happened in that instant she had seen Carol standing in the middle of the floor, watching her. Then the realization that so much had happened after that meeting made her feel incredibly lucky suddenly. It was so easy for a man and woman to find each other, to find someone who would do, but for her to have found Carol- — Patricia Highsmith

If you go to Europe, public bathrooms have any-gender sink areas and stalls for everyone to use. This is completely reasonable. It potentially involves the destruction of the urinal industry, which I think people would be happy to see go away. — Jill Soloway

Part of the advantage, and part of the result of trying to be a producer and director, are the practical things, you find. It's so advantageous to go to a place that you already have a feel for, a literal and spiritual familiarity. — Campbell Scott

He was hanged, and then much later they put up a statue to him, which tells you more about people than you might wish to know. — Terry Pratchett

I really believe that you cannot use the stock market as a proxy for the economy. — Howard Schultz

Oh, God! That bread should be so dear, And flesh and blood so cheap! — Jacob A. Riis

We should never let our experience influence what we think about our potential. — Zig Ziglar

Later, I would realize that the position of most black students in predominantly white colleges was already too tenuous, our identities too scrambled, to admit to ourselves that our black pride remained incomplete. And to admit our doubt and confusion to whites, to open up our psyches to general examination by those who had caused so much of the damage in the first place, seemed ludicrous, itself an expression of self-hatred - for there seemed no reason to expect that whites would look at our private struggles as a mirror into their own souls, rather than yet more evidence of black pathology. — Barack Obama

And here's a secret for you - everything beautiful is sad ... gilded with impermanence ... — John Geddes

The parent is the strongest statement that the child hears regarding what it means to be alive and real. More than what we say or do, the way we are expresses what we think it means to be alive. So the articulate parent is less a telling than a listening individual. — Polly Berrien Berends

Sept.17 (1780). When we call loudly thro' the speaking-trumpet to Timothy ( the tortoise), he does not seem to regard the noise. Sept.18. Timothy eats heartily. Oct.3. No ring-ouzels seen this autumn yet. Timothy very dull. — Sylvia Townsend Warner

People will come to care about you, but only if you give them a valid reason. Don't assume they'll give you love like your parents, emotional support like your best friend, and cheerful feedback like a soccer coach for seven-year-olds. Because they won't, unless you give them good reason to. And even then, they still probably won't. — Kelly Williams Brown