Parenting Fails Quotes & Sayings

Even if people aren't Republicans, it doesn't seem shocking to them that Ronald Reagan was the president. Well of course, because Arnold Schwarzenegger was the governor! This is not only a bar too low, this is no bar at all. I don't care who you are, you know 20 people smarter than Ronald Reagan. You know 20 people who would be a better president than Ronald Reagan. — Fran Lebowitz

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. — Blaise Pascal

A father is a man who fails every day. — Michael Chabon

How can one live and not live. — Harel R. Lawrence

Whenever one person stands up and says, "Wait a minute, this is wrong," it helps other people do the same. — Gloria Steinem

I also employed the world-famous Hemingway Defense. Although never clearly articulated (it would not be manly to do so), the Hemingway Defense goes something like this: as a writer, I am a very sensitive fellow, but I am also a man, and real men don't give in to their sensitivities. Only sissy-men do that. Therefore I drink. How else can I face the existential horror of it all and continue to work? — Stephen King

Best series ever so far. - Desi — Scarlett Avery

Don't get old, Kaylee. It sucks! — Christie Walker Bos

We may not be able to prepare the future for our children, but we can at least prepare our children for the future. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

My parents were my heroes and my role models. So I thought long and hard over decisions that I would make because I never wanted to disappoint them and break their hearts. — Dick Vitale

If only you could really use a fail-proof system to know who was worth keeping and who needed to be thrown away. It would make it so much easier to move through the world, picking and choosing what connections to make, or whether to make any at all. — Sarah Dessen

You know men. We have delicate egos."
"I wouldn't describe Jace's ego as delicate."
"No, Jace is sort of the antiaircraft artillery tank of male egos," Simon admitted. — Cassandra Clare