Parenthesized Comments Quotes & Sayings

I don't enjoy the boo scare when you're watching a movie and then suddenly there's a big shark on the screen. The only thing they're doing is catching you off guard. — Sergio Aragones

There are several kinds of land on reservations. And all of these pieces of land have different entities who are in charge of enforcing laws on this land. — Louise Erdrich

You have to be insane to direct. — Morris Chestnut

The only two words you should ever say to a mirror are "Hello, Beautiful. — Richelle E. Goodrich

For me and most of my friends who are comedians, if you've been doing comedy for a while, your tolerance for things actually moves. I find it very hard to be shocked, and when other people aggressively take offense to something, I'm sometimes confused. — Demetri Martin

That which you do not wish for yourself, do not impose on others. — Umar

If you so much as start to bow or anything like that, Dave, I'll beat you up. I swear I will. — Guy Gavriel Kay

He [Joseph] was the wearisomest self-righteous Christian that ever ransacked a Bible to rake the promises to himself and fling the curses to his neighbors. — Annabella Bloom