Pardner 20 Quotes & Sayings

Every year, hundreds of thousands of people try their hand at this demanding profession (humor columnist). After a few months, almost all of them have given up and gone back to the ninth grade. — Dave Barry

Who ever converses among old books will be hard to please among the new. — William Temple

As a kid, I thought John Denver was the perfect Prince Charming. — Sandra Lee

As soon as she concentrated on being alive now, the thought of dying also came into her mind. — Jostein Gaarder

A woman's work, from the time she gets up to the time she goes to bed, is as hard as a day at war, worse than a man's working day ... To men, women's work was like the rain-bringing clouds, or the rain itself. The task involved was carried out every day as regularly as sleep. So men were happy - men in the Middle Ages, men at the time of the Revolution, and men in 1986: everything in the garden was lovely. — Marguerite Duras

Roar's mouth pulled into a smile - a beautiful smile she hadn't seen in weeks.
"Beautiful, huh?"
She drew her hand away, giving him a small push on the shoulder. "Don't act surprised."
"I'm not. Always nice to be reminded, though. — Veronica Rossi

I look at my son and his relationship to technology, and I think back to when I was six and how wildly different the world is in that regard. I see him using an iPhone and all this stuff, and then I think back to when I was six. We didn't even have computers in our houses at all yet. This is a huge gap between our experiences as children. — Jeff Lemire

I have always been very diversified, so I have never suffered a catastrophic loss. I spread my money around the way a large institutional investor does. I use different brokerage firms. I manage some of my accounts myself ... — Ben Stein

It is thought strange and particularly shocking by some persons for a woman to question the absolute correctness of the Bible. She is supposed to be able to go through this world with her eyes shut, and her mouth open wide enough to swallow Jonah and the Garden of Eden without making a wry face ... Of all human beings a woman should spurn the Bible first. — Helen H. Gardener

When people start to meditate or to work with any kind of spiritual discipline, they often think that somehow they're going to improve, which is a sort of subtle aggression against who they really are. — Pema Chodron

The brain can be seen as a complex machine, like a gooey computer. — Robert C. Solomon

Honest. It's almost always best to go with honest. It means you never have to worry about getting your story straight. — Jim Butcher

Women who are too easy to attract are perceived as less desirable. — David Buss

I been a long time leaving but I'm going to be a long time gone. — Willie Nelson

No matter how hard you try to move on, sometimes forces beyond your control won't let you. — Alison G. Bailey