Paratifus Quotes & Sayings

I love jokes that come out of nowhere. The ones where people look at the screen and go, 'What the Hell was that.' As long as it somehow ties back into the story, somehow. — Allen Covert

There's a huge misconception that it's all about the oil, and the truth is there's actually not much oil left in Abyei. The misperception arose because when the peace agreement was signed in 2005, Abyei accounted for a quarter of Sudan's oil production. Since then, the Permanent Court of Arbitration in The Hague defined major oil fields to lie outside Abyei. They're in the north now, not even up for grabs, and they account for one percent of the oil in Sudan. The idea that it's "oil-rich Abyei" is out of date. — Rebecca Hamilton

A people's insurrection and a people's revolution are not only natural but inevitable. — Mao Zedong

Insiders say Obama's pretty comfortable around actors. He should be. He has been 'acting' like he was born in Hawaii for a long time. — Craig Ferguson

HIV is free, why pay for it — Oche Otorkpa

This is our chance to build a Britain where everyone benefits from the success of the economy. — Boris Johnson

When all your desires are distilled; You will cast just two votes: To love more, And be happy. — Hafez