Paranoically Quotes & Sayings

Take every penny you have set aside for aid for Tanzania and spend it in the UK, explaining to people the facts and causes of poverty. — Julius Nyerere

So. Now you know the worst thing I have ever done. I fucked my own family's dinner. — Philip Roth

The authors (Habsburg military personnel) invariably show some surprise when recounting a respectable performance of a regiment during its Italian period and are forced to admit, somewhat reluctantly, that the Italians were not such bad soldiers after all. [I think this quote is hilarious, especially when imagining Tommaso's reaction.] — Lawrence Sondhaus

For years after my father left us for Belladonna, I had looked for him ... the last time someone had seen them, they were living on a duck's back. — Jodi Lynn Anderson

It is okay to fall, but not okay to stay on the ground. — James Woods

What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device. — Janette Rallison

What makes you ask that?"
( ... ) "Why does anyone ask a question? Because I want to know the answer. — Cameron Dokey