Paramedic Humor Quotes & Sayings

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman

I have learned that one cannot truly know hope unless he has found out how like despair hope is. — Thomas Merton

I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic, they survive by developing a pretty off-kilter sense of humor. — Nicolas Cage

For many of the churchly, the life of the spirit is reduced to a dull preoccupation with getting to Heaven. — Wendell Berry

As soon as he was gone I blew my breath out and leaned back against the wall. Awkward. First the cop who'd arrested me, then the paramedic who'd kept me from accidentally killing myself. I didn't even want to think what a third thing might be. — Diana Rowland

During my career I've enjoyed re-invigorating and contextualizing classic characters that are relatable to contemporary audiences. — David S.Goyer

When a man turns a blessing from his door, it falls to them as take it in. — George Eliot

I try not to limit myself. The actors that inspire me are the comedians and the people able to shape-shift into different roles and into different media. That ensures your longevity as an artist and prevents you from getting bored with yourself and, hopefully, prevents people from getting bored with you. — Gugu Mbatha-Raw