Paperie Printables Quotes & Sayings

They're gonna' keep chickening us, that's what they're gonna' do! They wanna' crack us up! — Jamie Phillips

At present the universities are as uncongenial to teaching as the Mojave Desert to a clutch of Druid priests. If you want to restore a Druid priesthood, you cannot do it by offering prizes for Druid-of-the Year. If you want Druids, you must grow forests. — William Arrowsmith

A breeding sow spends most of her life in a tiny cage. It's usually about seven feet long and two feet wide. She cannot turn around. She cannot scratch herself. She must urinate and defecate where she stands. Simply put, I believe she is tortured, day in and day out. — Jane Velez-Mitchell

I was studious and bookish. Not just as a child but also as a teenager. I took myself too seriously. — Nicola Sturgeon

Give and Take
The Chief takes less than he is given
And gives more than he has taken — Idries Shah

'Powell movement.' What do you think 'PM' stands for? — Jon Stewart

Blocking and countering like they do in the films doesn't work, so don't bother trying. — Geoff Thompson

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. — George Santayana

Imagination took the reins, and reason, slow-paced, though sure-footed, was unequal to a race with so eccentric and flighty a companion. — Fanny Burney

You have the rest of your life to be married. Enjoy falling in love. When girls get caught up in the timeline, it becomes more about the wedding than the marriage. You should be with someone with whom you could elope this weekend and be happy. — Lauren Conrad

Two Strapping Alpha Billionaires. One Girl Looking For A Fresh Start. A Heck of A Wild Ride! — Scarlett Avery

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. — Peter De Vries

Sometimes I think depression must be like a dance in your head and anything can trigger it, if you know that dance. — Rachel Joyce

HOMOEOPATHY, n. A school of medicine midway between Allopathy and Christian Science. To the last both the others are distinctly inferior, for Christian Science will cure imaginary diseases, and they can not. — Ambrose Bierce