Pagel Bagel Quotes & Sayings

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. — John Barrymore

Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future. — Jonas Eriksson

There is one regard in which bullies show real perception when compared with their victims; it is their silent good-natured pleasure of the moment. — Thornton Wilder

The greatest of our virtues and the worst of our sins is wanting nothing less than more. — Osman Welela

All of our effort should be focused on protecting the religious liberties and freedom of conscience for those Americans that profoundly disagree with the decision. — Carly Fiorina

I have been writing my whole life: stories and plays and sketches and scripts and poems and jokes. Most feel alive. And fluid. Breathing organisms made better by the people who come into contact with them. But this book has nearly killed me. Because, you see, a book? A book has a cover. They call it a jacket and that jacket keeps the inside warm so that the words stay permanent and everyone can read your genius thoughts over and over again for years to come. Once a book is published it can't be changed, which is a stressful proposition for this improviser who relies on her charm. I've been told that I am "better in the room" and "prettier in person." Both these things are not helpful when writing a book. I am looking forward to a lively book-on-tape session with the hope that Kathleen Turner agrees to play me when I talk about some of my darker periods. One can dream. — Amy Poehler

Let us go forth and resolutely dare with sweat of brow to toil our little day. — John Milton

Affectation hath always had a greater share both in the action and discourse of men than truth and judgment have ... — Aphra Behn