Paffenroth Farms Quotes & Sayings

If you must masturbate, you have already failed — Josh Becker

I was being paid to do what I loved, and there's no gig on earth better than that; it's like a license to steal. — Stephen King

I think I can say with confidence that it's a lot funnier if you haven't actually been attacked by a shark. — Elle Lothlorien

Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull and cut a six inch valley through the middle of my soul. — Bruce Springsteen

Look, nobody's trying to kill me right now and that's just fine. If they don't
like me, that's just how it goes. I got over needing people to LIKE me in tenth
grade, when I spied the captain of the cheerleading squad on her knees in
front of the offensive line of the football team under the bleachers, one day after school. I figured that wasn't the life for me. — MaryJanice Davidson

You have understood me better than I wanted, as the man said when he looked in the mirror. — Gene Wolfe

Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public. — Jessica Mitford