Pachoric Quotes & Sayings

In Birmingham, the women are maintained, the men are greedily lustful, and the children are named after high-end automobiles. You are just as likely to run into a Bentley, Mercedes, Porsche, and Lexus walking on the sidewalk as you are cruising the downtown streets. — Victoria Laurie

You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you. — Jerry Coleman

I'm clean and dope like heroin soap — Andy Milonakis

History has demonstrated time and again the inherent resilience and recuperative powers of the American economy. — Ben Bernanke

I've had some people tell me they're glad I'm a normal girl. Of course I'm a normal girl! — Katie Featherston

I was always made to work at a very early age. I finished school at 4 P.M. and by 5 P.M. I was working. It was seven days a week. — Albert Gubay

I want to give a name to my would-be killer. What should I call him? Something that will ease his presence in my mind, make him look foolish, like he is of no threat and never was, which is in fact the truth. I don't want his real name, which is meaningless to me, but instead something I control, something I own, some way to own that piano-idiot who attacked me. — Jacob Wren

We seem divided between an urge to override our senses and numb ourselves to our settings and a contradictory impulse to acknowledge the extent to which our identities are indelibly connected to, and will shift along with, our locations. — Alain De Botton

Look at your life as a patient and a doctor! — Tae Yun Kim

I have always had the courage for the new things that life sometimes offers. — Wallis Simpson

If there is something more excellent than the truth, then that is God; if not, then truth itself is God. — Saint Augustine

Walter rolled his eyes. "Sack up, kid." "Amen, Whitman," Nixon agreed. — David Edison

It's a good note for any young hopeful in this business to take: study up and make sure you are informed at all times because knowing how to anticipate someone's subtle nuances in a performance will only elevate your own art! — Tisha Campbell-Martin

I'm a pretty shy guy when it comes to girls and sex. — Justin Vernon

Self-made men are most always apt to be a little too proud of the job. — Josh Billings