P245 60r18 Quotes & Sayings

My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman

Religion is the theological equivalent of a quick-buck insurance scam, where you pay in your premium year after year, and then, when you need the benefits you paid for so - pardon the pun - so religiously, you discover the company that took your money does not, in fact, exist. — Stephen King

The long morning shadows lay as still and dark as lakes and patterned the rough ground with straight margins. — Paul Theroux

From this entertainment industry, may the gods of language protect us. — David Antin

The Play's the Thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King. — William Shakespeare

The point is that by seventh period, he's been exposed to four hours of grinding stupidity, and he wants to slit his wrists. For the first ten minutes of lunch, he shakes his head angrily at everything I say. Then eventually he snaps out of it. — Jesse Andrews

Some decide that happiness and glee are the same thing, they are not. When we choose happiness we accept the responsibility to lighten the load of someone else and to be a light on the path of another who may be walking in darkness. — Maya Angelou

Zarathustra saw many lands and many peoples: thus he discovered the good and evil of many peoples. No greater power did Zarathustra find on earth than good and evil. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Lies are weapons of mass destruction. — Dennis Kucinich

Every new computer program is basically doing some task that a person used to do. But the computer usually does it faster, more accurately, for less money, and without any health insurance costs. — Douglas Rushkoff

Some people may GET what they want, but may not WANT what they get! — David Crank

PREDESTINATION, n. The doctrine that all things occur according to programme ... not be confused with that of foreordination. The difference is great enough to have deluged Christendom with ink, to say nothing of the gore. — Ambrose Bierce

In other words Americans, and especially Americans in the South and West, never fully signed on to a social contract that would vest the government with a monopoly on the legitimate use of force. — Steven Pinker

We do not succeed in changing things according to our desire, but gradually our desire changes. — Marcel Proust

No use gambling if you can't lose your head once in a while. — Larry Merchant