Owester Quotes & Sayings

The devil is not, indeed, perfectly humorous, but that is only because he is the extreme of all humor. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

All good coups begin with the deposing of the current leader. — Karen Marie Moning

Even if we were not sinful by nature, the sin of having private property would suffice to condemn us before God; for that which he gives us freely, we appropriate to ourselves. — Huldrych Zwingli

You dear, sweet, tantalizing phantom
hardly flesh at all; so that when I put my arms round you I almost expect them to pass through you as through air! — Thomas Hardy

The church will not be judged by the number of baptisms or upon the size of its membership, but upon how faithful it has been to teaching the whole counsel of God. — Jeffrey D. Johnson

If there is a religion caledl pure love, then I want to be the priest or the prophet of that religion. — Debasish Mridha

OH, I LIKE smoking, I do. I smoke for my health, my mental health. Tobacco gives you little pauses, a rest from life. I don't suppose anyone smoking a pipe would have road rage, would they? — David Hockney

If Marcus hadn't already faced the fact that he was head over heels in love with Nicola, he would have fallen right then ... along with five thousand other people in the sold-out concert hall in San Francisco. — Bella Andre

I suppose if you've always been wrapped in wool, you don't know it's wool. — Frank Delaney

Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See? — Louis C.K.