Owenerofla Quotes & Sayings

Why is it you never know how much someone means to you until they are gone? — Sheena Hutchinson

If certain females could hold on to a man the same way they hold on to grudges. They'd never be single! — David A. Santos

Every day I tell myself that reading newspapers is a waste of time, but then ... I cannot do without them. They are like a drug. — Italo Calvino

Most people who bother to think about plants at all tend to regard them as the mute, immobile furniture of our world - useful enough, and generally attractive, but obviously second-class citizens in the republic of life on Earth. — Stefano Mancuso

A small loan makes a debt; a great one an enemy. — Publilius Syrus

Television just turns people into nightmares. The egos! I call it Omarosa syndrome. — Jackie Warner

I reread books to measure my degree of difference from myself. — Heidi Julavits

Me and Frosted went to get a drink.
But she ordered somethin' bugged, and I ain't know what to think.
She ordered potassium, calcium,
Carbohydrate, scotch with sodium.
She took me to her crib, threw me on the couch ...
I woke up the next morning with a spoon in my mouth. — LL Cool J