Ovulating Quotes & Sayings

If you tried to solve every problem yourself, you ended by solving none. — Robert Jordan

Dancers who were on the birth control pill - which essentially eliminates estrus - made about $193 per shift, also far less than ovulating women. — Larry Young

OH!" KATE GRUNTED as she sat down behind her desk.
"My side is killing me. I'm ovulating, I think. That sucker must be huge."
"Must we discuss?" Jon asked.
"Man up, weenie boy," Kate said.
"You man up, Venus Williams," Jon replied. "I'm a gay home-ec teacher. I never have to man up. I never will man up. As God is my witness, I'll never man up again. — Kristan Higgins

His presence made the air crackle with electricity, mostly because of all the spontaneous ovulating going on when he walked in. — Darynda Jones

I'm never nervous when I go to meet heads of state. I feel they should be nervous, because they are the ones who'll be held accountable for the lives their decisions will impact the most. — Bono

You see I've been taking these tests to tell when I'm ovulating and when I'm mostfertile. And well ... it's now."
"Oh, so you came up here for a fuck?"
Emma cringed. "Do you always have to be so crude?"
He chuckled. "I'm sorry. Would you prefer I call it an afternoon delight?" he teased. — Katie Ashley

Jennifer stood there, quietly ovulating. — Adam Cadre

It ought to be an offense to be excruciating and unfunny in circumstances where your audience is almost morally obliged to enthuse. — Christopher Hitchens

The only thing mothers have in common with each other is the fact that they slept with a man while they were ovulating without the appropriate protection — Audur Ava Olafsdottir

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom. — Dov Davidoff

I would go to the doctor in Beverly Hills every day at five in the morning to get tested to see if I was ovulating. I was trying everything: I did acupuncture and got a nutritionist to eat healthier, thinking that was an issue. — Kim Kardashian

I've delivered lots of babies, and I know about these things. It is true. We tell infertile couples all the time that are having trouble conceiving because of the woman not ovulating, 'Just relax. Drink a glass of wine. And don't be so tense and uptight because all that adrenaline can cause you not to ovulate.' So he was partially right wasn't he? But the fact that a woman may have already ovulated 12 hours before she is raped, you're not going to prevent a pregnancy there by a woman's body shutting anything down because the horse has already left the barn, so to speak. — Phil Gingrey

but her patience was perhaps tired out, for this is a virtue which is very apt to be fatigued by exercise. Mrs — Henry Fielding

Why is it so sexy when hot guys stare each other down like that? Why do I feel like licking the air? Am I ovulating? — Nicole Christie

True socialism is based not on equality of income or character, but on the equality of manners. — E. M. Forster

Fashion is made to become unfashionable. — Coco Chanel

One thing I've often thought is that I never want to tell anybody else what to do. It's hard enough to figure out what I want to do. — Lou Reed

Then he should remember that this is holy business. No careless or casual dealings will suffice. — A.W. Tozer

Doing some mental maths, Kat realised she wasn't even ovulating, the time of month when hormones and instinct reminded her that she was at the end of a very long, evolutionary line of successful couplings on the savannah. At that time, even newsreaders could suddenly morph into enticing reproductive candidates. — Susan Lattwein

To deceive gracefully is the very essence of social life. One must start by deceiving oneself, and make a lifelong practice of deceiving others; if one does it well enough, in time one might even become an artist, the greatest illusionists of all. — Elspeth Huxley

Leave the door open," my dad said, the second most common warning in his arsenal. Right behind, "Nash, go home. — Rachel Vincent

And just as the conclusions of the astronomers would have been vain and uncertain if not founded on observations of the seen heavens, in relation to a single meridian and a single horizon, so would my conclusions be vain and uncertain if not founded on that conception of right, which has been and will be always alike for all men, which has been revealed to me as a Christian, and which can always be trusted in my soul. The question of other religions and their relations to Divinity I have no right to decide, and no possiblity of deciding. — Leo Tolstoy

Maybe I'm ovulating today? Because I want him. Like... I totally, illogically, inappropriately want that asshole, Kellan Walsh, — Ella James

They frequently find the truth who do not seek it, they who do, frequently lose it. — Fanny Kemble