Outrageously Funny Images With Quotes & Sayings

When I was publishing my first books, the previous generation of authors was fading away, so I was welcomed because I was a new author. — Orhan Pamuk

I will not compare myself with others, nor them with me. I will appreciate myself and others for what I and they contribute. — Gail Blanke

If you do not get chills when you set a goal, your not setting big enough goals. — Bob Proctor

A great book does not have to be a literary masterpiece with complicated sentences and words no one has heard of. It has to touch it's readers souls and make them feel. Simple words with a story and characters that drizzle over and through you like warm honey and keep you turning the pages can be just as good. — Amanda Mackey

What's next? You want to convince me they're making another crap Last Airbender movie? — Cassandra Clare

Never marry a beautiful woman. A beautiful woman will leave you. An ugly woman will leave you, too, but so what? — Rick Majerus

I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself. — Ruby Wax

Amazing how quickly someone else's problems become yours. Trouble creates a vacuum into which the rest of us get sucked. — Sue Grafton

Perhaps some day I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. — Sylvia Plath

Our system of private health insurance that fails to provide coverage to so many of our citizens also contributes to the double-digit health care inflation that is making America less competitive in the global economy. — John Conyers

One Pain, Hundred Reliefs! — Hemdiva Dev

Everybody you talk to about insurance says the insurance market has become a lot more vibrant as a result of lifting, allowing the foreign direct investment. — John W. Snow

My parents are artists, so I grew up with my mom having bonfires, seven guitars, and talented musicians and artists around like Jack Hirschman. — Amber Tamblyn

On the other hand, emotion without truth produces empty frenzy and cultivates shallow people who refuse the discipline of rigorous thought. — John Piper

The privileged Victorians who did most to improve the lives of the poor were not ashamed of their pious intent: they were superiors seeking to help inferiors. — Michel Faber