Outrageously Buttery Quotes & Sayings

He needed to taste her like he needed his next breath. — Katie Reus

You get what you put in and people get what they deserve. — Kid Rock

Rarely will two or three tribes confer to repulse a common danger. Accordingly they fight individually and are collectively conquered. — Tacitus

People should not be responding to bigoted ugliness with any ugliness of their own. — Tim Soutphommasane

In another telling anomaly of the meat-grinding business, many of the larger slaughterhouses will sell their product only to grinders who agree to not test their product for E. coli contamination
until after it's run through a grinder with a whole bunch of other meat from other sources ... It's like demanding of a date that she have unprotected sex with four or five other guys immediately before sleeping with you
just so she can't point the finger directly at you should she later test positive for clap. — Anthony Bourdain

All our anxieties relate to time. — Fulton J. Sheen

We rarely hear, it has been said, of the combinations [that is, unions or colluding organizations] of masters, though frequently of those of workmen. But whoever imagines, upon this account, that masters rarely combine, is as ignorant of the world as of the subject. Masters are always and everywhere in a sort of tacit, but constant and uniform combination, not to raise the wages of labor above their actual price. — Adam Smith

Well, I don't think anyone now would say that they're painting the state of the culture of America. I think that's too grand and pompous a thing for anybody to claim. — Donald Judd

Some friends gladly stay, some move away. Some come and go, but their affections grow. While some, I recall, are not friends at all. — Primadonna Angela

Standup is a form of therapy. It is OK to tell problems to your audience as long as you are being honest and not boring them. I tell them that I am saving $75 an hour when I talk to them instead of a therapist. — Bill Engvall

If the chaos is overwhelming, I start making lists. To write it down puts it in perspective. — Renee Lawless