Oudy Oil Quotes & Sayings

And not that it matters, but my mother is not a lesbian! She's just a really, really bad heterosexual. — Carrie Fisher

There was a pause, then his lips stretched into a smile. "You're right."
Hell froze over. Pigs were flying. "Come again?"
"You're right. I should have checked in at some point. I'm sorry."
The world was flat. I didn't know what to say. According to Daemon, he was right about 99 percent of the time. Wow. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

When it's a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD. — Jack Black

Tromping through the woods with yards of cloth swaddled around her was more work than tromping through a tangled field of dried cornstalks on the way to the barn. — Maeve Greyson

brain imaging studies show that the experience of physical pain and the experience of relational pain, like rejection, look very similar in terms of location of brain activity. — Daniel J. Siegel

Life is what happens to you while you're planning on doing something else. — John Lennon

It has nothing to do with your desires and their fulfillment, with your hopes and their fulfillment; it is already the case. But to see the celebration that is already happening at the deepest core of your being you will have to drop becoming, you will have to understand the futility of becoming. — Rajneesh

It doesn't matter where you start. Only that you begin. — Robin Sharma

If I didn't exist, I would have invented myself. — Arthur C. Clarke

When you write a manuscript, it feels like being in a relationship with someone. You'll hate it, get bored with it, be pissed of, like you just want to break up. But, just like any relationship, you will fall in love again and again, like you don't want to lose it. — Alvi Syahrin