Ottomanelli Gun Quotes & Sayings

I hold her hair in one hand and massage the back of her neck with my other while she performs what can only be described as an oral pole dance on my cock. — Georgia Cates

In the Old Testament, we are continually told that our good works are not enough, that God has made a provision. This provision is pointed to at every place in the Old Testament. — Tullian Tchividjian

I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license. — Larry The Cable Guy

I think telepathy exists, and I think quantum physics will help us understand its basic properties. — Brian Josephson

Here's to our enduring sisterhood. May it bind us together more tightly that the Lycra in my Spanx underpants. — Susan McBride

I wanted to change history and preserve humanity. But in the process I changed myself and preserved my own. — Danny Lyon

At the highest level of awareness, the greatest gift given and received when you give someone flowers, is the joy of living a life based on love. — Marianne Williamson

The words on my heart are love, faith and hope. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Why couldn't she, at least just this once, suddenly find magical powers? — Cecelia Ahern