Oteri Quotes & Sayings

Pity is sworn servant unto love: And this be sure, wherever it begin To make the way, it lets your master in. — Willa Cather

My sister really drooled a lot when she was younger. For her wedding, I was going to get her one of those lace drool cups that go around the ears. — Cheri Oteri

When I go to parties, there's a moment when I think, 'I really don't belong here.' — Cheri Oteri

I really enjoyed working on 'Dumb & Dumberer' with Cheri Oteri, maybe because we are both into improvisations. We were meant to act together. — Eugene Levy

I think we've overstated that God is the God who wants us to obey. Obedience is not the end game. Obedience is only our calling so that we can step into our freedom. — Erwin McManus

All our sins are offensive to God and require forgiveness. But over and over the Bible teaches that some sins are worse than others. — Kevin DeYoung

One of my recurring D-list moments is when people stop me in the airport and tell me they loved me on SNL. I never know if they think I'm Molly Shannon, Cheri Oteri, or Chris Kattan. I just say Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed me as Mango. — Kathy Griffin

It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose that someone you love with your useless pride. — John Ruskin

All peoples must be respected, and they must all be granted the same rights. — Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

I was that stupid, I realized. I was also stupid enough not to realize that sometimes even the most beautiful souls need to be shown love once in a while. — Chamera Sampson

As I walked, I could feel his eyes on me, the way I could always feel his eyes on me. Tears ran down my face unabashed, but I didn't move to wipe them away. I had earned those tears, and I would wear them as a symbol of everything I had been through. They represented all the pain I had suffered, the love I felt, and the ocean of loss sweeping through my soul. I had finally learned to obey and never looked back. — C.J. Roberts

When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at everything he says while her breasts jiggle. — Cheri Oteri

I started watching 'SNL' when I was thirteen or so; those were the Molly Shannon/Ana Gasteyer/Cheri Oteri years. — Kate McKinnon

Love exists in itself, not relying on owning or being owned. — Sharon Salzberg

My sister could fall asleep at the drop of a hat. She would fall asleep on the train. Me, I never slept. Still. I have a hard time sleeping. But I used to admire her ability to wake up late. — Cheri Oteri

I grew up pretty much entertaining myself. So I know what its like to be in a room by myself and having fun with something. — Cheri Oteri

The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights over highlights, and then it looks like you're blonde. — Cheri Oteri

Of wanting to pay my own way. I never asked my parents for money. I preferred to steal from my parents than ask them for money. — Anjelica Huston

Since hearing beauty in something is essentially a positive response and hearing ugliness is negative, might it ultimately be more difficult for an open-minded listener to define ugliness than it is to define beauty? — Frank J. Oteri

When the other girls had given up their Barbies, I was still playing with mine in secret. — Cheri Oteri

The makeup person said oh my God what happened to you? I looked like I was in a car accident. — Cheri Oteri

If you take missions out of the Bible, you won't have anything left but the covers. — Nina Gunter

Why are we born? We are born so that we will not have to be born again. — Ajahn Chah

Physicists love this number not just because it is dimensionless, but also because it is a combination of three fundamental constants of nature. Why do these constants come together to make the particular number 1/137.036 and not some other number? — John Archibald Wheeler

Hey! Remember the '90s?
The Clintons were in office, everybody was using AOL, Will Ferrell and Cheri Oteri did "the Cheerleaders" on SNL, and everybody thought Oasis was fantastic.
In hindsight, we were all a bunch of potato-salad-eating jackasses. — Julie Klausner