Ostwald Cartoon Quotes & Sayings

When you love someone, you're willing to give up damn near anything for them to be happy. — Jenna Rutland

What a delight it is to respect people! — Anton Chekhov

Make sure you're doing impressions of people that are still relevant, and that everyone knows. Red Skelton impressions are a little outdated. — Gabriel Iglesias

A leader does not tell you what to do but shows you how to do it. — Myself

For a nymphomaniac like myself, I suppose there could be no job more suitable than prostitution; it is my God-given destiny. No matter how violent a man might be, or how ugly, at the moment we're in the act I cannot help but love him. And what's more I'll grant his every wish, no matter how shameful. In fact, the more twisted my partner is, the more attracted I will be to him, because my ability to meet my lover's demands is the one way I can feel alive.
That is my virtue. It is also my biggest flaw. I can't deny a man. I'm like a vagina incarnate - female essence embodied. If I ever were to deny a man, I would stop being me. — Natsuo Kirino

The weather wasn't helping. It was far too lovely, mocking her pain. — Liane Moriarty

Tom finally understood why his father saw humanity as worthless. It was hard to see much fundamental value in anything when the bad guys always won.
Maybe this was simply what it was like to grow up. — S.J. Kincaid

It's fun playing small venues. — Tracy Chapman

I don't really call myself a composer. — Caroline Shaw

I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that ... running sometimes if there's a sale. — Jessica Simpson

The meager satisfaction that man can extract from reality leaves him starving. — Sigmund Freud

Greatness is measured by how much you believe — Myron J. Stenzel

If we took 75% of the world's trashed rangeland, we could restore it from agriculture back to functioning prairies - with their animal cohorts - in under fifteen years. We could further sequester all of the carbon that has been released since the beginning of the industrial age. So I find that a hopeful thing because, frankly, we just have to get out of the way. Nature will do the work for us. This planet wants to be grassland and forest. It does not want to be an agricultural mono-crop. — Lierre Keith

I often play a move I know how to refute. — Bent Larsen

Everybody want famous, like me to be a famous director. — Andrew Lau