Osternest Quotes & Sayings

I'm making fun of midwestern homophobia [in the joke], but I'm still saying faggot. And almost every month as I'm doing that joke it gets five percent less of a laugh. — Neal Brennan

I may quit the music business someday, but never the music. — Dan Fogelberg

It (Strayhorn's Compositions) made us all think a little differently about what we were doing — Benny Carter

In the distance an elk bull bellowed, the strange screaming noise a signal to a cow as strong as the urine that covered its belly. — John Campea

Well, I'm playing for the fans so whenever they come and ask for autographs I always try to give it to everybody because I'm out there for the people. — Anna Kournikova

I will know him by his eyes. — Taylor Caldwell

As a Jew and a psychologist, I understand the stress that religious communities feel in connection with questioning of circumcision ... I raise these questions out of deep caring and compassion, for our community generally, and our male infants in particular. We are inflicting, generally, unrecognized harm with circumcision, and the perpetuation of this harm is far greater a concern than the discomfort that comes from confronting the advisability of this practice. Many Jews who do not circumcise in North America, South America, Europe, and Israel support this view. — Ronald Goldman

Don't forget: there is no homosexuality in China! — David Henry Hwang

When I lived in Los Angeles, I used to live in the Hollywood Hills, behind Grauman's Theater, and I'd always hit the matinees. — J. D. Souther

1971 was the year of spaghetti.
In 1971 I cooked spaghetti to live, and lived to cook spaghetti. Steam rising from the pot was my pride and joy, tomato sauce bubbling up in the saucepan my one great hope in life ...
This is the story from the Year of Spaghetti, AD 1971. — Haruki Murakami

Never leave a pen around me - it will be gone. — Reem Acra

Waiting. Simply one person doing nothing, over time, while another approached. — Ian McEwan

The first most important , critical and strategic coalition in an individual's life is the coalition with ones own self. — Sameh Elsayed

[Alan] Dershowitz has also offered to defend Osama bin Laden in court, saying it would be an act of high patriotism. It's kind of too bad there isn't going to be a trial. Having Dershowitz defend him could be Osama's only shot at not being the least popular person in the courtroom. — Ann Coulter

If the budget that you're talking about isn't a good one, then it's better not to pass a budget. Most people in the country will never notice whether we pass a budget resolution or not. — Maya MacGuineas