Ossentong Quotes & Sayings

If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it? — Henny Youngman

Something I am wondering:
if you cannot hear
do you have no sounds
in your head?
Do you see
a
silent
movie — Sharon Creech

I'm not concerned with what people think of me. — Don Lemon

The housekeeper had been there that afternoon. I could always tell because the sheets on the bed would be tucked in so tight, trying to get them out was like wrestling an alligator. — Tiffanie DeBartolo

I want to thank all my fans, teammates, coaches and supporters for the strength they've given me to overcome so much. — Ricky Williams

The natural fragrance of her body was a spicy, angry smell like that of fresh pencil shavings. — Michael Chabon

As the world gets dumber and dumber, I feel more and more at home. — Peter McWilliams