Ortigosa Dolor Quotes & Sayings

The key to happiness is independence. — Marty Rubin

When your "there" has become a "here," you will simply obtain a "there" that will look better to you than your present "here." — Cherie Carter-Scott

Sometimes I drink coffee at 03:57am, only I call it beer, and it's really purple wine, disguised as clear distilled water, taken from my invisible car's radiator. She used to like radiator water too, so this also serves as a self-reminder to never share a glass with someone who has had hepatitis. Glasses are the main source of broken relationships. I mean glass hearts, as they only bend and change their shape under extremely high temperatures, which, unfortunately, are technically impossible to achieve in some places, like Soviet Russia, where nothing ever happens, because it doesn't really exist anymore. — Will Advise

Find someone to push him ever sunward.
There's always something you're not supposed to see but it is a condition of growing up that you will see it. — Don DeLillo

I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all. — Mitch Hedberg

I actually believe in redistribution (of wealth) — Barack Obama

My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come to New York. — Denis Leary

But the fact being once established, that the press is impotent when it abandons itself to falsehood, I leave to others to restore it to its strength, by recalling it within the pale of truth. Within that, it is a noble institution, equally the friend of science and of civil liberty. — Thomas Jefferson

Becoming a gran exhilarated me with a new purpose. The change was so big & granular & unexpected, I wanted to understand it. .,.. Does it happen this way to all grandmothers? — Lesley Stahl

I know our kids will be OK, as long as they listen more to their mother than to me! — Michael Skolnik

You can't educate a child who isn't healthy, and you can't keep a child healthy who isn't educated. — Joycelyn Elders

Doing what you were born to do ... That's the way to be happy. — Agnes Martin

All the major world religions (always excluding animism, of course), are founded on these notions: that man and man alone was the desired object of creation, that man occupies a preeminent place in the order of creation, that man has a value in God's eyes that is transcendently greater than that of all other creatures, that this world of matter is illusory, transitory, and worthless. — Daniel Quinn

I'm not averse to earning someone; in fact I'd love to earn some money. But also my choices of movies don't tend to make money but I get to make interesting films. But it doesn't mean I don't want to earn shitloads of cash. — Daniel Craig