Orochimaru Jiraiya Quotes & Sayings

I'll never get sick of zombies. I just get sick of producers. — George A. Romero

I was a monster, a problem child. — Shaun White

Or maybe watching you enjoy a carefree summer while you fell in love was what kept me out of the hospital in the first place. — Nicholas Sparks

The Fat Girl Code of Conduct:
1. Any sexual activity is a secret. No public displays of affection.
2. Don't discuss your weight with him.
3. Go further than skinny girls. If you can't sell him on your body, you'd better overcompensate with sexual perks.
4. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever push the relationship thing. — Carolyn Mackler

I knew nothing of death, and, for some unexplainable reason, I was beginning to feel guilty for that. -Jessica — Shannon A. Thompson

We have been a little insane about the truth. We have had an obsession. — Wallace Stevens

Technology is always perfectly dependable until it isn't. — Kevin Hearne

I simply don't understand. I have not the remotest clue what the nature or extent of my neighbor's woes can be. Practical troubles, griefs that can be assuaged if only there is enough to eat - these may be the most intense of all burning hells, horrible enough to blast to smithereens my ten misfortunes, but that is precisely what I don't understand: if my neighbors manage to survive without killing themselves, without going mad, maintaining an interest in political parties, not yielding to despair, resolutely pursuing the fight for existence, can their griefs really be genuine? Am I wrong in thinking that these people have become such complete egoists and are so convinced of the normality of their way of life that they have never once doubted themselves? — Osamu Dazai

Purim is the birthday of the first Schutz-Jude , the first Jewish toady to foreign royalty. — I.L. Peretz

I don t wanna see old people on a rock & roll stage. — Grace Slick