Orlacholeh Quotes & Sayings

Every culture loves scatological humour. That's always a favourite. — Alex D. Linz

The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation. — Scott Adams

Maybe the next three Star Wars movies will tell the story of how the last three Star Wars movies got so shitty. — Dana Gould

So what are you gonna say at my funeral, now that you've killed me? Here lies the body of the love of my life, whose heart I broke without a gun to my head. Here lies the mother of my children, both living and dead. Rest in peace, my true love, who I took for granted. Most bomb p*ssy who, because of me, sleep evaded. Her god listening. Her heaven will be a love without betrayal. Ashes to ashes, dust to side chicks. — Beyonce

Identity theft is a serious crime that affects millions of Americans each year. — Ben Bernanke

We [Corbis] make it so easy to call up images, whether art or people or beaches or sunsets or Nobel Prize winners. — Bill Gates

Like any / unloved thing, I don't know if I'm real /
when I'm not being touched. — Natalie Wee