Oribe Peralta Quotes & Sayings

Aladdin rates high for fuckability and marriage material. I mean, imagine the possibilities for sex in public places with that magic carpet. — Keeley Bates

I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem. — Uncle Kracker

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations. — Saint Augustine

Anyone who has toured as long as I have, or who has traveled as extensively, and says that they've never cheated is lying. — Mark Kozelek

Soft fantasy worlds have a much looser cause-and-effect relationship. Alchemists can turn lead into gold and nobody wonders about how it will impact the currency system. Someone waves a wand and turns an elephant into a mouse and nobody worries about conservation of mass. — Patrick Rothfuss