Organism With Shortest Quotes & Sayings

A conversational roadblock. — Taylor Jenkins Reid

I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant. — Calvin Trillin

I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry. — Joan Rivers

My sister and I are incredibly close, and we created together from childhood through the time we spent in Chicago at the Annoyance Theatre. — Jill Soloway

Our leaders have asked for 'shared sacrifice.' But when they did the asking, they spared me. I checked with my mega-rich friends to learn what pain they were expecting. They, too, were left untouched. — Warren Buffett

I am talking about evil.
It blooms.
It eats.
It grins. — Anne Carson

Be willing to take on new challenges. — Donald J. Trump

Consider that in a galaxy far, far away (otherwise known as the 1990s), President Clinton felt that he had to assure an isolationist Republican Congress - repeat after me, an isolationist Republican Congress - that the 20,000 U.S. peacekeeping troops he promised Bosnia as part of the Dayton Accords would only stay deployed for a single calendar year. — Matt Welch

Tarantino is a spoiled little white kid. He can do any movie he wants and nobody can do anything about it. — Haile Gerima

Because being the right person isn't about being perfect; it's about being able to handle whatever life throws at you. I — Mike Massimino