Ordis Quotes & Sayings

I was sitting in the back room by myself when someone came in and said, "Mr. Zimmer, I have to take you down to the make up room." I told them that if anyone can help this face they deserve a bonus. — Don Zimmer

In a flash, at a trumpet crash, I am all at once what Christ is, since he was what I am, and This Jack, joke, poor potsherd, patch, matchwood, immortal diamond, Is immortal diamond. — Wesley Hill

Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make when in the presence of religious dogma. — Sam Harris

The judge in the Saddam trial appears to be wearing comedy specs and moustache. — Eddie Mair

After all, if it comes to all that, there is really neither Ogun or Jesus! There are only mystified forms of our own consciousness. — Lewis Nkosi

I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants. — Jennifer Lawrence