Opusoneproductions Quotes & Sayings

I'm "crushable." That was the craziest thing. They called me "crushable" on some website. — Alex Shaffer

Give a woman a job and she grows balls. — Jack Gelber

He sighed and shook his head slowly. 'And there will be no bringing back the light once it has gone. — Stephen R. Lawhead

Like most things, sex got better with age until one hit a certain plateau, and then it was like breakfast, unlikely to change unless one ran out of milk and was forced to improvise. — Emma Straub

It would've cost less, and left the previous owners with nothing, to go into liquidation. But it would also be humiliating for Celtic. So we paid all the bills. Celtic means the same to me as it does to other fans. I identify with the club and wish to be proud of it. — Fergus McCann

I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on. — Dave Attell