Optikai Quotes & Sayings

Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. — Red Skelton

I can assure you, as anyone who has ever met a muse knows, the best way to get a muse to hang around is to show you could be having fun without her. — Z.A. Maxfield

Women have it good when it comes to masturbation. Guys, we just have our hands. For the rest of our lives, that's it. Sometimes your friend will go, 'Ever try your left hand? It's like a whole different person.' Yeah, a retarded person. — Jay Mohr

The public seldom forgive twice. — Johann Kaspar Lavater

Take off your hat," the King said to the Hatter.
"It isn't mine," said the Hatter.
"Stolen!" the King exclaimed, turning to the jury, who instantly made a memorandum of the fact.
"I keep them to sell," the Hatter added as an explanation; "I've none of my own. I'm a hatter. — Lewis Carroll

Only destruction of the enemy can be called victory. — Stepan Makarov

I already have a Tony for my Broadway concert in '73. It's one of the most precious things I've won. — Bette Midler